sport dick 

This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.

The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!

sport dick by nan wobbler May 28, 2012

short dicked 

adj, a motha fucka with a short dick, fuck you think?

Leroy was talkin mad shit to that bitch at the club, but she said she could fuck with him since she heard he's a short dicked mutha fucka.

short dicked by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

short dicked it 

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

short dicked it by shortdickery June 30, 2016

Short-dicked 

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

Short-dicked by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Sport dick 

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

Sport dick by BonyT November 5, 2019

dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

dick shorts by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006

Dick Shirt 

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt

I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..

Dick Shirt by hot carl! August 19, 2009