Shoonk

Any object, person, or place. Anything.

"Look at that shoonker. How much do you think he paid for it?"

"My shoonk is all messed up today."

"I put my books on that shoonk over there."

by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010

shoonism

Shoonism is the act of being a complete faggot or someone that is totally clueless in almost any activity they’re involved in.

As he died due to not pressing his buttons he was blamed it on his shoonism acting up.

by Lts March 18, 2021

shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

by Lucyworm April 16, 2021

Shoong

When you're on the way to get some poons

I'll hit you later bro, bouta get some shoong.

by MR. Aquafina May 1, 2023

Shpongled

When you're completely intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Dude, I'm so fucking shpongled, I can barely walk because my legs feel like jelly. "

by MoonSoul26 May 2, 2019

shoondies

Big dirty chunks of meth

Oi cuz get me some shoondies ay?

by Dreamvillain666 July 22, 2017

Shopnil

God of money

Man he is like a shopnil

by Sam smith 101 March 27, 2017