Snootering

When one guy ejaculates directly into the pee hole of another guy. Therefore forcing the second man to ejaculate the first guy's cum out

My mom caught my best friend and I snootering last night

by Dj jeremy November 6, 2022

Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

by Firephoenix June 16, 2020

scootering

The act of riding or doing tricks on a scooter. Especially a razor scooter.

Hey Jonas Brothers, get your razors out of the garage and let's go scootering!

by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008

showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

by Emily January 31, 2004

Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010

Razor Scootering

The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".

Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?

Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.

by smellykidssmellingkids November 28, 2009

shooking

when your sitting on the toilet having a shit and you start puking, so your shitting and puking at the same time!

pooing and then leaning into the bathtub to vomit meaning you were just shooking

by j-dawgg May 1, 2006