Shuke

A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.

I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.

by sklonko October 7, 2007

shdukered

Adjective. The state of being in the shower while someone enters your tiny bathroom and takes a duker. Common to families with young children.

I was shdukered by my six year old, while taking a shower this morning.

by nickodan November 19, 2014

Shmunker

Toddler that has a humongous taste of drip

Lüh Shmunker

by urbandicktoucher March 21, 2022

shukesturbating

Simultaneously vomiting and excreting feces while gratifying ones self through the act of masturbation.

1. Gary was extremely dehydrated after shukesturbating violently.
2. Common side effects of shukesturbating often include extreme fatigue, loss of appetite, and bloodfarts.

by gary612 July 7, 2010

Semuke

Used in a yaoi pairing in anime, manga, or fan comics. Describes the middle person in a threesome.

Uke, Semuke, Seme...

by Pyriix November 29, 2006

Shuke

When you shit and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.

Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?

Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.

Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!

by Chubbsicle July 11, 2011

shmekelpuss

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

by Soupton December 28, 2005