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Salad Shooter

Alcohol ingested by tossing the salad of a partner who has had a jello shot injected into their rectum.

*See toss salad.
Mason gave me my first chocolate salad shooter last night. It was tart and sticky, but I got drunk as shit.
by FlyingSharkXD May 12, 2015
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shmobe

An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.
Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."
by richard parker February 6, 2018
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ben shooter

ben shooter has big nips and rolls everyone thinks he likes men no girls would shag him unless he shows his man tits
person 1: oh shit its a earthquake
person 2: nah ben shooter fell over trying to catch a cricket ball
by ethanenye69 June 25, 2019
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shooters gotta shoot

You're a shooter. You the man/woman. You gotta take your chance and attempt for your goal.
Usually used in a sexual/relationship context.
Kennedy: "Idk if I should slide with this girl, I might get stood up."
Carl: "Bro, you gotta try. You're a shooter. Shoot your shot."
Kennedy: "You right bro, Shooters gotta shoot."
by a.p.javichisimo October 4, 2017
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905 shooter

This is the guy who shoots Nelks Videos.. He only full sends and is a fucking beauty.
"You see 905 shooter the other day?"
"Yeah he was fucking my girlfriend.. reverse cow,"
"Wow Hes ferda"
by The fucking boys October 31, 2017
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shmoney dance

A popular dance that derived from the rap song "Hot N****" by Bobby Shmurda. Is the next Nae Nae.
Earl: Yo, have you heard about the new Shmoney Dance?
Jeb: No.
Earl: Fuck you Jeb.
by straightcheesin August 20, 2014
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leg shooter

a person who is too pussy to shoot for someone else's head, therefore shooting at their legs with no intention to kill them
"pussy nigga, leg shooter, got me wit a limp"- oj da juiceman
by big fase hunneds January 2, 2010
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