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Shmonday

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.
Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.
by Harry Bozak April 27, 2007
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SHMONG

Term coined by the highly rated Digital marketing company in NYC names SHMONG. Used as a word of excellence and happiness. Usually said when things are great and in abundance.
You just made a million dollars? SHMONG!
by Big Boss Gorilla April 27, 2019
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shmong

To cause a song to be stuck in someone's head, especially one thought to be simultaneously infectious and distasteful.
Andrea shmonged me by changing her status message to "she's an easy lover".
by Clay Shentrup February 12, 2009
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shmongalong

Shmonging along is unofficial as of yet, however a shmongalong is the person that would shmong along, it is used to describe a person who sees something amazing or horrific but doesn't react in anyway and just moves along.
Tim: Yo jimmy have you seen this fucking huge spider?

Jimmy: Meh tiny, Gotta get to class bro -Walks off-
Tim: Wow what a shmongalong!!! -_-
by LIOCERBUS February 28, 2012
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Shmoegasm

Often used when describing something amazing that just happened that causes you to lose all control of your body leading you to do things that you usually would not do.
After eating my shaved ice at the state fair I had a Shmoegasm right in the middle of the street. , I love the feeling when i buy a new dog and I get that Shmoegasm feeling
by TubaFunRunMan October 4, 2010
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shmogar

A Person Or Thing That Enjoys water
"I Myself Am A 'Shmogar' Jed However Is Not"
by Kel August 2, 2003
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shmoogalieherf.

(Prop-noun) meaning a strange STD only contracted by fucking a moose
Guy: i heard she got shmoogalieherf.
by tblevins July 31, 2011
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