Shiumbazooooo

An extremely funny word, usually used by people who get stoned on a daily basis.

shiumbazooooo!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Sya wtah?

by Sk0pe December 3, 2003

shmimature

A hearty and plump bagel. Tends to be full of nutritious seeds and stuff!

"Why Betty, it appears to me that your shmimature is green. Better take it back to the shmimature store!" - Lovely Rick

by AWeirdRedHeadedWoman January 20, 2010

Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016

Shmumbling

Singing, humming, and mumbling your way through a song, that you don't entirely know all the words to. Or don't even have the faintest idea what the tune is, yet you still feel some innate obligation to vocalize some noise with the song.

"Hey, turn off your radio!"

"No way. Why?"

"Cause that girl keeps Shmumbling along with every song! Its driving me crazy, learn the words or even get the tune right! Ugh."

by Wardrobe Lamppost November 24, 2009

Shmuming

The art of fucking. Puting the "P" in the "V"

Billy: Where did Bruce and Karla go?

Jack: Oh! They're shmuming!!!! (wink wink)

by losarah June 14, 2009

Shmum

Just a stilly little way you can say cum

Ex1: “shmoh shmuck I’m shmouta shmum”

Ex2: gimme that hot sticky SHMUM.

Ex3: come for the shmum?

by GusChun96 May 2, 2021

Shminvader Shmim

Zim, but even more of a dork than before. Artist and fuckboy; He is literally hotter than the surface of the sun. Invader Zim

"Shminvader Shmim? Ha, more like Shminvader SHIT."

by Vikki Snake December 13, 2019