Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012

shexting

Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

by gatman January 25, 2015

Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.

If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!

by Kurlington May 22, 2018

shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

by brenden alley November 10, 2005

Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.

'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'

by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010

Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

selting

This family always speaks their opinion no matter what the consequences are, they are never scared to say hello to a stranger, and they all look identical!

That must be a group of Selting’s right there!

by HumanBeing November 18, 2020