shmammerd

striaght crunk beyond belief

Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd

by C. Moss January 31, 2008

shmammered

the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt

Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.

by Thomas Karanasos April 5, 2008

[shmammerfied]

A state of pure obliteration, drunk to the point of no return.

"That bitch is such a light weight, she drank 4 beers and was shmammerfied."

by G-Paul August 1, 2008

Shmammied

thoroughly intoxicated.

We're gonna have us a no-pants party, play some rockband, and get shmammied

by Dunbizzle June 29, 2009

shmammied

being completely hammered that you slur your words and can't control yourself.

Priscilla was really shmammied at that party the other night.

by blynnnnnnnnnn July 13, 2009

Shmammered

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered

I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..

by Islandoger February 3, 2010

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011