shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

Shloka

She's hilarious and has the best smile. She's worried others may hate on her but nothing about her is strange. She has the best of friends and will make you happier. She's great at school and is a straight A student. When people tell her she can't she doesn't care. She only needs one yes to do it!

Person 1: I love hanging with Shloka
Person 2: She's THE best!!!

by always love life February 17, 2022

Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

shloopka

hitting a hooka bong in a girls asshole while taking a shit and singing hallelujah

my mom gave me a shloopka to help me sleep better at night

by scooby master June 8, 2023

Shkook

To squeeze someone in an uncomfortable body part (eg. inner thigh) to create a flinching reaction. After the deed being done the "Shkooker" will then proceed to yell "Shkook" as loud as possible.

Idan squeezed Cole's triceps and yelled "Shkook" which caused Cole to flinch and yell "DAMNIT"

by KerianLee March 28, 2009

shloom

The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".

"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."

by "Rowdy" Roddy Johnson June 27, 2009

Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006