Shelob

A huge spider creature from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Most people will know her from Return of the King however those who read the books know that she was originally in the climax of The Two Towers.

She guards the secert path into Mordor that Frodo and Sam take with the help of the treacherous Gollum.

Shelob was great in both The Two Towers and Return of the King.

by Bloody Cape January 2, 2005

Shlock

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

shload

shit load

I have a shload of work to do.

by Seamus March 10, 2003

schlobongalong

An extremely big penis

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big

by Bob Trat April 20, 2007

shlib

a random word to say for anything

hey what up shlib? I be shlibbin and dibbin when I be shibbin in the hib dib

by Dingleberry Jones Jr. January 4, 2008

Shlabe

A word that can mean whatever u want it to be. Also shlabiska, shlabey, shlabed

Cory and I shlabed

by Shlaber October 15, 2011

shlog

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007