Shittitude

Shitty Attitude

You have a shittitude right now and I don't like it!

by Word Crafter May 27, 2012

shitwist

a shitty twist, a twist or swerve in a plot that is unsatisfying or makes poor logical sense once the initial shock of the twist occurring has worn off

Most of M Knight Shyamalan movies in with a shitwist that make them unfun to watch again.

by Lupin Saiko April 24, 2019

shittest cunt

the shittest of all cunts

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

shittastic

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.

"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"

by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Shitlist

people who piss you off.
People who abuse their powers/authority

I hate thaT fucking BITCH , they are going on my shit list

by Ur moma February 25, 2004

Shittitties

Shititties is a compound word you would use in the place of another curse word. It is considered a curse word and I do not suggest you say it at high school. You can and will get ISS for 5 days because you said two curse words in the span of one word. This word was founded by: I don't know Aqua Man.

P.S. Congratulations

Holy SHITTITTIES that was amazing!

Shittitties that was close!

by CarlyKills May 18, 2014