shitmickey

When someone offers you food and it ends up giving you diarrhea.

You invite me over for dinner and slip me a shitmickey, what kind of host are you?

by stopthepants June 29, 2020

shitirist

a satirist with shitty humor.

Your satire is too shitty, better you call yourself a shitirist instead of a satirist.

by Taurian March 15, 2021

shimir

One of the coolest people you’ll ever meet! They get money and know how to have fun.

you are so cool, is your name shimir?

by theboywithmoney September 1, 2021

Shimir

the person who will investegate you if your father have just went missing due to pursue of getting the milk.

Why you so sad joe?

My dad went to go get the milk

Really? Just call Shimir

by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022

shitmidget

n. A small child.

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!

by inthecorridor September 4, 2009

shitirifigousness

When everything is so fucking shitted up you are pretty much screwed.

I cant take the shitirifigousness at work any more I'd be better off just calling in dead tomorrow

by roomate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

dirty shitbird

Someone who screws you over for a cheap fuck

That dirty shitbird left me at the bar for a cheap 10 dollar hooker!!

by Peterbilt1 March 10, 2014