shitfuck

1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.

2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.

3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.

4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.

4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
by chmrvhg October 04, 2011
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When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.
One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik
by lingling maguyver August 05, 2008
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a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.
Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"

"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!
by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011
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when you know shits about to be fucked
Person to other person when they spill my cereal: you 'bout to be shitfucked in a moment or two
by I peed my pant s June 18, 2019
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an expression used when something has gone horribly wrong.

another way of saying anal sex.
"did you do the project due today?" "SHITFUCK that was due today??"

"yea man we shitfucked"
by someonechanged December 31, 2009
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"I like to fuck shits"

"Then you're a shitfucker"
by wtf is this shit January 07, 2012
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A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!
I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022
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