“Oh fuck. Jim has taken my credit cards, and last night he hypnotised me and made me reveal all my bank details and PIN numbers. Now he’s drained all the money from all my accounts, bought a Thai bride and a plane and flew to Cuba where he’ll no doubt take over some seedy drug ring and use my hard, earned cash to buy hookers, cocaine and god knows what else. Fuck, I totally got shitflapped.”
“I knew I wouldn’t get the tenner back, Jim is well known for shitflapping.”
"Ben took your girlfriend? Hmmm, shitslap."
“I knew I wouldn’t get the tenner back, Jim is well known for shitflapping.”
"Ben took your girlfriend? Hmmm, shitslap."
by John Delonge April 25, 2006
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When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.
Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."
Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."
Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."
Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
by KidGoyard November 14, 2016
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This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.
I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.
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I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.
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