shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010

shithawk

An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.

"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."

by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006

shitshake

when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong turd. And to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little cum shot on top.

bryan: Kelsey im makin you a shitshake!

kelsey: cool i'll give it to Amber!

by ginger kitty February 15, 2009

shithawk

a bird usually found shitting on unsuspecting prey

hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks

by Nowar August 12, 2003

shite hawk

a low life peice of shit, useless son of a bitch.
who could also be described as a backstabbing rat bastard.

shit i stole my dads car last night and he rang the pigs the fuckin shite hawk

by kerry keane October 3, 2006

shitewank

1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.

1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"

by gigacannon January 20, 2007

shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.

Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.

by Elliott April 17, 2005