Shitplitive

A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.

"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"

"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

shitsplit

The act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.

Dude! That erotic dancer just performed a shitsplit on my lap!

by The Jarvis February 20, 2006

Shitsplat

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.

Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.

by gizdor May 19, 2009

shitspitter

(noun) A wanna-be musical artist, singer or rapper, who has no talent. This person cannot rap/sing and/or spews out poorly written lyrics.

Also, a nonsensical person representative of this in every day conversation, or one who tries to talk shit.

Can also be used as a verb - to shitspit, shitspittin', spittin' shit, etc...

"I can't stand that Juvenile fuckin' shitspitter rapper wannabe!"

"What the hell is 311 tryin' to say? Fuckin' shitspitters..."

"You been runnin' your mouth shitspittin' all night."

by Webspin October 11, 2007

shitslit

Slang for sphincter/anus/rectum

Put it in your shitslit.

by Tone credit to Matt January 2, 2009

Shitsplit

Something so ball droppingly amazing that when you take to the crapper you will find to your amazement your shit has indeed been split.

Dude, Gary, did you check out E3 '08?
The Microsoft part was shitsplitting!
I had to change pants!

by MassaRee August 8, 2008

slitsplitter

A member of The Slitsplitters, an American garage band from the west coast. Their style is often described as being somewhat eye opening.

Put this Slitsplitter jam in your ears... pry open your eyes for years.

by D.L. Moore March 29, 2008