Shitting bricks

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.

God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.

by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014

shitting bricks

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something

i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks

by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010

shit a brick sideways

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

by toona November 5, 2003

shit bricks

The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."

by Earl85 April 1, 2008

Shitting bricks

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something

I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

shitting bricks

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.

He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.

by Boc2 December 3, 2007

shitting bricks

shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out

man, my asshole is bleeding because i was shitting bricks. it hurt so fucking bad

by such a cockblocker August 22, 2019