Shimmon

Oxymoron Jewish person Eg. Not rich or bad at math.

A person who says "cunt" a lot.

Plays bass guitar.

Will say "Are you shitting me?" upon reading this.

That guy is such a Shimmon.

Stop Shimmoning.

Do you Shimmon?

Stop pulling off a Shimmon.

by assjob October 27, 2008

Shimena

pronunciation: shim-men-na

1. It can take the place of any emotion or feeling you might have.

2. If you forget the words to a song you can say it to the beat of the song

3. If you have a feeling that you can not describe shimena is the perfect word to use.

Ex. (your feeling fustrated) "argg shimena!!" or somethings cute "shimena-aww"

Ex. You want to refrain from using profanity around children, shimena can take the place of almost all words.

Ex. Oh shimena!

by mo1mo April 2, 2010

Simeoneid

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013

Simeon

An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are

A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon

by Coconut0708 May 1, 2022

Slimeon

A person with a long and un-girthy penis

I was at the urinal just now and the person next to me had a slimeon

by Lappy boy August 18, 2013

Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)

My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.

by Bag Mann March 26, 2021

Tyler Simeone

Tyler Simeone is amazing.
He knows how to have fun, and is pretty much a badass.
He is somebody that ANY girl would love to date.
I have dibs.
Oh, and he kinda makes me melt<3

Tyler Simeone wants to take me to the pretty lights concert, babyyyy(:

by Meryl Freaking Wilson August 20, 2011