by Dat Cassowary September 14, 2015
Get the Southern Shambles mug."Shambles Bingo" is a game played slightly like Jumangi, only replacing Robin Williams with Christian Bale, and the monkeys with drunken randys.
Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.
A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)
Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.
A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)
Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
"PARTY"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)
"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"
"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)
"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"
"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
by baishani December 1, 2009
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A niblet of shit.
A small kernel or morsel of turd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.
Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.
When entangled in ass-hair, may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry - though a free, unobstructed turd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.
A small kernel or morsel of turd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.
Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.
When entangled in ass-hair, may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry - though a free, unobstructed turd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.
"Wot's this? A shiblet in my gonch? That ripper didn't feel wet... huh, I guess I must've sharted."
Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's party!"
Jon: "That's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that rolling around in my gooch last Friday and flicked it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."
Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's party!"
Jon: "That's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that rolling around in my gooch last Friday and flicked it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."
by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006
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Get the shambles mug.1. Verb. To take or vandalize something of importance belonging to someone else without their immediate notice.
2. Verb Also. To describe someone's own loss of possessions, due to their obliviousness.
3. Exclamation. To announce someone's dismay due to being shambled.
4. Verb once more. The act of taking the sacred virginity of another.
2. Verb Also. To describe someone's own loss of possessions, due to their obliviousness.
3. Exclamation. To announce someone's dismay due to being shambled.
4. Verb once more. The act of taking the sacred virginity of another.
1. I just shambled your dog.
2. Dude. You just got shambled.
3. (with great emotion) Shambled!
4. "You shambled my sister"
"......"
"......"
"Shambled!"
2. Dude. You just got shambled.
3. (with great emotion) Shambled!
4. "You shambled my sister"
"......"
"......"
"Shambled!"
by Team Johnnycake January 3, 2006
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Get the shamble mug.1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table
1) It was a complete and utter shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles
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