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Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.
You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.
by hotwings25 May 8, 2013
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shitties

Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by "Brown" Dave in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.

"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.

The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.
Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie.
by Teija Aspegren July 1, 2005
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Shitties

Shitties are made when a man squates over a female's chest and drops a steaming hot deuce in between the woman's boobs. Then, the woman proceeds to rub the fecal matter all over her titties.
shitties
by A_Trent and B_Frank December 6, 2013
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Shitties

First said by the infamous dick. Well known in Southern Ontario. The informal and cute way of saying shit. Otherwise known as the plural form of shit.
Awwe SHITTIES!!
by Sdawgsarehot November 21, 2011
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Pissy shitties

A disgusting fictional concoction of soda and movie theater popcorn that no sane human would ever ingest and was made up purely for shock value. Its name doesn't make any sense and people are tired of it being constantly mentioned in food based facebook groups.
"Hey have you heard of pissy shitties? They're--"
'No, fuck you, shut up, stop talking, go away.'
by Tired of old shitposts July 5, 2020
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fo'shitties

Yes I know what you mean. I understand that shit.
Are you going to party?
Fo'shitties!!!!!!!
by lleeder December 22, 2008
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shitties

when you eat some mf Taco Bell and instantly explosively shit yourself
yeah brodie I had one of those bean burritos from taco bell... gave me the fuckin shitties man
by GlizzyBopper69 March 28, 2021
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