Rusty sheriffs Badge

your anal opening

my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge

by sheep January 17, 2004

Sheriff of Nothingham

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.

We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.

by Deli Llama November 22, 2011

shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009

Sheriff John Bunnell

The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.

see the show for an example

by fixman88 August 16, 2004

scriffed

The way scruffy musicians look and feel after a long night of riffing, rehearsing and partying.

"That dude looks totally scriffed!"

"Yeah, man, he's all scriffed-out and shit."

"I feel straight wooly scriffed yo."

"Hey, I'd love to go, bro, but I'm just way too scriffed-out right now."

by Justin Sloane July 30, 2009

Sheriff Chex

A person that is easily offended when called "gay" and try's hard to be good at something they are not.

"Hey sheriff chex"
"don't call me that i got a girlfriend"

by behay September 4, 2020

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008