Skip to main content

nothingham

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.
Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!
by Carrot June 22, 2014
mugGet the nothingham mug.

Sheriff of Nothingham

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.
We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.
by Deli Llama November 22, 2011
mugGet the Sheriff of Nothingham mug.

nottingham high school

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay
by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018
mugGet the nottingham high school mug.

Nothingism

A religion based on the central belief that: "NOTHING MATTERS."

This is a REAL religion.
Nothingism

ex.1
normal person: What are you doing?
Nothingist: It doesn't matter
ex.2
normal person: Why do we exist?
christian: Because God created us.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.
ex.3
newb nothingist: I don't think i'm praying right.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.
by Hacked Ranger October 2, 2010
mugGet the Nothingism mug.

Nottingham

A city in the EAST MIDLANDS. Get it? Not the north for all you Southerners who have never seen life north of London, MIDLANDS.
A- I'm from Nottingham
B- Oh yeah, that's in the north right?
A- Its in the east midlands you cunt
by Jojo_x July 4, 2009
mugGet the Nottingham mug.

Nottingham Trent

Nottingham Trent, The place to be if you are dedicating the next 3 years of your life to the sesh. Trent doesn’t care about University of Nottingham because Trent is having too much fun to care.

Every night is like a year 6 disco. Dirty Monday’s in Pom Pom or Wednesdays in ocean. Either way you’re probable immune to any disease after visiting these places.
Nottingham Trent is the best uni in the midlands
by Bethfannyyyyyy March 19, 2020
mugGet the Nottingham Trent mug.

Nothingman

Goodish song by infinitely cool band - Pearl Jam
They're playing Nothingman on the radio.
by Abhishek June 24, 2005
mugGet the Nothingman mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email