nothingham 

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.

Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!

nothingham by Carrot June 22, 2014

Sheriff of Nothingham 

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.

We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.

Sheriff of Nothingham by Deli Llama November 22, 2011

nottingham high school 

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

nottingham high school is ass

nottingham high school by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018

Nothingism 

A religion based on the central belief that: "NOTHING MATTERS."

This is a REAL religion.

Nothingism

ex.1
normal person: What are you doing?
Nothingist: It doesn't matter
ex.2
normal person: Why do we exist?
christian: Because God created us.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.
ex.3
newb nothingist: I don't think i'm praying right.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.

Nothingism by Hacked Ranger October 2, 2010

Nottingham 

A city in the EAST MIDLANDS. Get it? Not the north for all you Southerners who have never seen life north of London, MIDLANDS.

A- I'm from Nottingham
B- Oh yeah, that's in the north right?
A- Its in the east midlands you cunt

Nottingham by Jojo_x July 4, 2009

Nottingham Trent

Nottingham Trent, The place to be if you are dedicating the next 3 years of your life to the sesh. Trent doesn’t care about University of Nottingham because Trent is having too much fun to care.

Every night is like a year 6 disco. Dirty Monday’s in Pom Pom or Wednesdays in ocean. Either way you’re probable immune to any disease after visiting these places.

Nottingham Trent is the best uni in the midlands

Nottingham Trent by Bethfannyyyyyy March 19, 2020

Nothingman 

Goodish song by infinitely cool band - Pearl Jam

They're playing Nothingman on the radio.

Nothingman by Abhishek June 24, 2005