Scrimp

Ebonics for seafood shrimp.

Nigga... pass me dem scrimps!

by MainEvent April 9, 2003

scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

shrimpees

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps

That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.

by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

Shrimptard

A very small person. another word for "midget".

"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"

by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

Shrimpnub

1.Relating to a person who has a small weiner
2.An immature person who has a tiny weiner
3.Relating to the size of the nub of a shrimp to be the size of someone's weiner

Guy #1: I did your girlfriend
Guy #2: No you didnt she doesnt dig shrimpnubs

by Vasili Brown November 28, 2010

shrimp nibbler

Someone who gives blowjobs to a male with a micropenis.

She prefers a micropenis, she is a shrimp nibbler.

by MalarkAttack March 6, 2015

Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity

Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it

by Ox April 8, 2016