She Schlicks September

Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.

She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.

by Sandyman November 2, 2021

Not my proudest shlick

Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.

Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.

Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.

by User404and007 June 27, 2019

Schlicky

Adj.: When your balls stick to your thighs. This is normally very irritating for men.

I really wish i could stand up, that way I won't feel schlicky anymore.

by Jamie Moyer June 25, 2010

Shclicking

The type of oral that feels the best.

Licking the cliterous while she licks you back,

Not gender specific!

Person 1:"Have you tried that shclicking it feels so good!!"
Person 2:"Were doing it right now!"

by Realistic turd October 27, 2016

shlickemonyourhangdown

The act of a man having sex with a woman.

You smell funny, "did you get some schlickemonyourhangdown last night."

by Brian(BK) January 24, 2004

Shclock

When one has shit on there cock ; shitcock shuttlecock!

While playing a friendly game on badminton you may lose your shuttle cock for a short while then find it again with some shit on it, it would then be called a shitcock shuttlecock = Shclock!

Also look under; Shlips

by Shlips Himself December 13, 2009

Schlick

An old flabby woman who likes to lose peoples papers constantly. She enjoys telling us that gifted children are more likely to kill them selves than a regular child. She puts up pictures of her daughters but often replaces them with pictures of a dolphin that broke her flabby hand. Schlick does not let you use the bathroom because she wants to see how long you can go before you pee your pants. She also calls us nerds and makes us watch movies about inventing, and immigration, and october sky. She has also been divorced twice.

Mrs. Schlick

by 123456787649453690780268054654 May 12, 2011