mag-schiss

(Pr. mÂg sh-ice) The little subscription ads that fall out of magazines while you read them. ("Mag" as in magazine, "shiss" german for feces.)

My comfy chair at the bookstore was surrounded by piles mag-schiss.

by Marcy Kessler April 27, 2006

fo schisel my nisel

fo schisel my nisel is slang for, for sure my n____

fo schisel my nisel we still going

by dirty boy September 7, 2005

schissenhousen

Something that isn't good. The act of being bad or useless.

"If you look up capital S, there is a description for that shot under Schissenhousen."

by Habibapotamus May 23, 2004

Schissler

A careful insight into the world of literature uttered during an english class led by a closeted homosexual.

Whoa, did you hear Dan during our discussion of Romeo and Juliet? Man, he totally pulled a Schissler!

by Gib March 22, 2004

schist

A substitue for the word Shit.

So that crack wuz sum good schist

by Chuck E Cheeze March 7, 2005

jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

Shwhisper

When you let out some gas and you're certain you stained your pants but it turns out to be fine

1 : Hey man you good? Looked like you shit your pants.

2: I'm okay it was just a shwhisper

by RrezeRrex September 6, 2019