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Shattered Virus 

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
Shattered Virus by Liz August 6, 2005

Shattered Galaxy 

The greatest MMORTS ever created. www.sgalaxy.com

Check this out right now. RIGHT NOW!!

Never use Shades, Wraiths suck, and PM iLzLi or GamingGodP for free stuff.
What's the best MMORTS ever?
Shattered Galaxy.
Shattered Galaxy by Age1 December 29, 2004

shatter-bagged 

When a male is kicked in the groin area.
During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.
shatter-bagged by Shawner February 8, 2010

Shatterbate 

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit
"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"
Shatterbate by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

shatter sock 

The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped
I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock
shatter sock by Nigg_lover September 5, 2019

Shattered 

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!
After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!
Shattered by Wise old owl May 23, 2021