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Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex
It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe
by Black Butter January 26, 2019
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Shitastrophe

An avoidable unpleasant event that becomes a catastrophe then escalates into a shit show.
When left with no choice but to turn the presentation over to his incompetent colleague, James worried that the annual business meeting would turn from a necessary but boring report out to a shitastrophe, and he was correct.
by SMBR June 29, 2019
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Scatastrophe

A chain reaction, series of events, or for when shit hits the fan that either ended in, or will end in a catastrophe.

A 'Final Destination' event where the most unlikely things occur all at once.
What an absolute scatastrophe!

Dude, Lauren's freaking out, she has to be at work in 10 minutes or she's going to lose her job. Apparently someone stole her car last night, the police just found it wrecked in a ditch about 50 miles away from her house the windshield blown out, the stereo gone and they're fairly sure the driver side axle is busted. It was still in gear when they got there and it smells like they burnt the clutch out and the engine sounds like it may have knocked a rod.
by that dude with the hair February 17, 2021
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Slutastrophe

Noun: (considering the definition of catastrophe is "a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin") a slutastorophe is a complete shit-show to end all shit-shows, only with sex
(in response to seeing Becca completely naked and sprawled out on the floor AFTER seeing a bunch of frat boys leaving the room and giving each other high-fives):

"Oh my GOD look at Becca! She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's just a total SLUTASTROPHE"
by Decadent October 28, 2011
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Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.
Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.
by panic.dump November 28, 2020
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