Shitturbate

to masturbate while taking a poop.
Also used in the form shitturbating and shitturbated.

I can't believe you just walked in the bathroom and saw someone shitturbate at that party.

by Birdslur December 8, 2009

slapsturbate

The act of high-fiving oneself.

Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.

by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

shmasturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Johnny just came back from shmasturbating n the bathroom.

by Matthew Kessler October 22, 2013

shameturbate

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.

I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

by Funk Master J Riff July 31, 2016

Saturbate

The act of masturbating on a Saturday.

Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.

by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019

Smashturbate

Smashturbate:
verb.
The action that takes place post partaking in a few rounds of the popular video game, Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, with a party of 2 or greater, where one is continuing, after all have ceased, lustfully towards gameplay, causing ya homie to play against the computer. and get fucked.

Ex: Bruh did you hear? Aubrey told me that Brian totally smashturbated last night. His joker sucks.

by sweaty stinky hot men and swea December 6, 2019

Shusturbation

The act of masturbating, fully nude, in a public area or washroom, where any given person is apt to witness the lewd act.

hey dude, i just walked into the washroom to take a piss and some guy was in the middle of shusturbation in there!

by staceelewp April 16, 2009