Sharpener

An alcoholic beverage used to enhance creativity and productivity

“Fancy a sharpener at lunchtime?”

by Spalding July 9, 2019

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.

Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.

by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008

sharmeie

The prettiest girl EYYYYY

Oh you're sharmeie? DAMNNNNNNN girllll

by EYYYSIHARM November 25, 2021

Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

Sharpie

A black marker used for the following things....

1. shading
2. pranking
3. drawing
4. permently screwing up ppls home work
5. sniffing

Chris: OMG YOU WROTE ALL OVER MY FACE WITH A SHARPIE!!!
Reid: Relax, it was just a prank.
Chris: WTF THIS IS PERMANENT!!!!
Reid: Hehe Woops.

by Spider_3717 October 20, 2007