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Shartipelago

When one releases a quick succession of tiny turds, the poops end up floating togethor in a manner similar to a small island chain.
The other morning I drank a white chocolate mocha latte. However, two hours later I pooped out a shartipelago.
by Matthubsy November 27, 2010
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Shartington

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
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sharticle

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air
Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”
by Nicholas D May 4, 2022
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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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sharticle

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.
Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.
by Estacada James September 25, 2006
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Shartie

When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.
Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus
by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016
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