Shardation

The mass amounts of shards in or on the aperatious of ones choice to ingest one way or another

That coffee is full of shardation

by DawnNichole#1* March 29, 2021

Sharit

Sharit is one funny mf. She’s always looks good whether she gets ready to go out, or whether she just woke up. She has a good style and will look good in any dress. She will always put a smile on your face just by seeing her name pop up in your notifications. She’s someone you wanna take serious, and someone you wanna keep in your life. She can get on your ass if u try to start shit with her and she’s good at roasting mfs enough to make them rethink they whole life.

“Yoo where’s Sharit at? I can’t wait till she gets here, it’s gonna be so fun..”

by ThatmfwithaS April 13, 2022

shartitis

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023

Sharmit

Verb: To shart while vomitting; sometimes associated with alcohol

I was so sick last night I sharmitted in my pants while puking.

by deez funbags January 4, 2009

shaditude

The ability to convey the same amount of 'tude whilst wearing dark sunglasses.

I can see that you're rolling your eyes behind those knock-off Marc Jacobs sunglasses, stop giving me shaditude.

by cfdilley July 22, 2010

shardation nation

state of having to take a poop
the bathroom

I am in shardation nation right now, and it keeps on comin.

by ctadams May 26, 2006

Shardigan

A shardigan is a combination shawl/cardigan. One side is slightly shaped and may have a loose sleeve, the other is flat and worn wrapped around the shoulders.

I bought all this yarn at the craft fair, but I'm never going to get around to finishing my shardigan.

by Kaffles November 27, 2012