Shardation 

The mass amounts of shards in or on the aperatious of ones choice to ingest one way or another

That coffee is full of shardation

Shardation by DawnNichole#1* March 29, 2021

shardation nation 

state of having to take a poop
the bathroom

I am in shardation nation right now, and it keeps on comin.

shardation nation by ctadams May 26, 2006

rapid shartation 

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

rapid shartation by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

starvational 

When you cant even describe how hungry you are.. You are BEYOND hungry

BRB, STARVATIONAL

starvational by Innocentkent April 11, 2010

Techno-starvation

When your electronic necessities aren't working for an extend period of time in times of need

Person 1: Ugghh I have a 9 hour ride tomorrow to my grandparents house with my mom & little sister and both my iPod & cell phone aren't working!

Person 2: Sucks for you. I've never had techno-starvation that bad.

Techno-starvation by MMendozaa June 14, 2009

Starbation

The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.

Oh my gosh! The poor girl is like, dying of starbation. Quick, get her a pumpkin spice latte!

Starbation by Just can't even December 17, 2016