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Swagitude 

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

Shattitude

A portmanteu of the words 'shitty' and 'attitude'. It can be summarized as an individual who is overly cynical, uncouth, irritable and flat out rude. Usually people with shattitudes are extremely unhappy and wretched and seek to bring others down into their endless abyss of misery and self-loathing with them.
Jessica is hopelessly insecure and makes up for this by berating others as much as possible. She has a terrible shattitude.
Shattitude by Robjef622 January 8, 2017

Shattitude

When someone you know has a shitty attitude. They may be normal people until the smallest thing sets them off. Then they get a shitty attitude, or a shattitude.
Shattitude by you understand? October 22, 2017

Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.
That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.
Shattitude by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009

Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.
Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....
Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

slavitude 

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.
Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.
slavitude by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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