Shardin

The word you use when you forget that center Parcs has a rapids

Or

The water slide that your boobs fly out on

Woah look at her going down the Shardin I hope her boobies don’t fall out

by Grxce_lxuise May 18, 2020

Shardin

The act of defecation by a Deep Sea Diver no less than 15 minutes prior to Sup checks before entering a Hyperbaric Chamber or conducting diving operations. To prevent contamination and discomfort to others inside an enclosed space with foul human bodily fluids, fumes and major shits (I.e farts/gas/bubbleguts)

Doc forgot to take a shardin and 30 minutes into the dive he had to go while two other divers where in the chamber.

You better take your Shardin!!

Yo, you shardin yet?

Deep sea diver hdnd

by KDSA November 6, 2015

favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Sharaine

One of a kind, Loving, Exotic Island beauty with flowing hair like a lion's mane. Peircing dark eyes, Intelligent, Artistic, Mysterious, Alluring. Responds to acts of stupidity with long outburst of laughter and sarcastic remarks.

Sharaine is a very unique name

Not a lot of people have anexotic name like Sharaine

Man that Sharaine sure is funny.

Like an exotic flower, Sharaine blossoms under the warmth of the sun.

by Sorcha76 February 5, 2010

shadinner

A snack before dinner

Mans over here lookin like a shadinner

by Lil-Iggy November 12, 2017