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sarasota

A place where I live and you vacation.

Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.

One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.

Yeah, have fun.
hey, hey guys, im going to Sarasota to see my 90 year old grandparents, and there i will marvel at the fact that IT SUCKS.
by vengance August 5, 2006
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sharmoota

slut in a middle-eastern language
" how dare u sleep wid my bf u sharmoota!!!"
by suzannah October 14, 2007
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Sarasota

A coastal town in Florida. Lots of Rich and/or old people live there. Home of the Carlie Brucia kidnapping. Also home of the Ringling's home, Ringling art museum, Booker Elementary (The school where George W. Bush was at during 9/11),Cincinatti Reds spring training, and the former home of the ringling circus. Sarasota also has an international airport, and a pretty low crime rate. Overall a pretty nice place to live.
Sarasota is generally a nice place to live, except for the old people and snowbirds.
by rapsux February 26, 2005
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sarasota fl

the most bullshit, boring place to grow up....EVER. where every teenager is high off something and everyone has insecure parents. where old people come to die and fuck with all the young teenageers just trying to get by. where the police have nothing better to do but to search around looking for trouble so they can say they did something today.

all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls
by nips in my salad March 8, 2011
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Sharmootha the Koora

When u dont know y u have a pet cockroach and name it bijarnicle dickle fickle sickle
I was petting Sharmootha the Koora
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022
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omak sharmoota

An Arabic word which means your mom is a whore, slut or prostitute.
by rxyyxn June 24, 2019
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Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.
Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!
by humansRpepul2 February 14, 2008
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