shooken

Something thats been shook up already.

Nice going jerk, You dropped my pop. Now its all shooken!

by nate coleee January 1, 2009

shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

Shaofeng

Syed best friend bound to his bf soon

"Yo did u see shaofeng in syed yesterday" - Eric

by Urdadsoi October 19, 2020

shookened

Past tense for shook

I'm so ugly I'm shookened

by jeuwbeylineshiensha March 15, 2018

shooken up

the feeling you get after eating a gargantuan amount of food; you may feel "fizzy" and like you may vomit, explode, and die.

I ate so much, I need to relax for a bit so I don't get all shooken up and puke.

by gyaradocious September 20, 2019

shookend

Shookend a term used by young people usually on a hashtag because they're too stupid to realise it was Shaken not Shooken and then added a D to the end for fuck knows why.
NOT A REAL WORD FFS!
Fucktards

Omg I came home to find a random dictionary on my bed , I live alone #shookend(#Shaken)

by LoftMonkey April 17, 2020

shaken not stirred

Phrase used to diffrentiate between the act of shaking of the schlong (after urination) as compared to the act of masturbation. The phrase is best illustrated in the military when a drill sergeant barks at a recruit (who is urinating), "more than than three shakes is pleasure and that's not what you're here for.' The original phrase "shaken not stirred" has an obvious root in the James Bond movies, but also serves a different context. In this sense it is often used in contempt.

We were in a hurry, but Frank had to piss first. Damn, but he took forever in the mens room. Mike was getting pissed off and joked that maybe he was beating off. I finally stuck my head in the door and yelled, "LET'S GO! SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!"

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005