hamburger slide

when you stuff her anus with a big mac, and urinate into the stuffed hole.

yeah I was shaggin' her last night, I even gave her the ol' hamburger slide

by theshitcannon March 22, 2020

Hamburger Ass

When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.

This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds

Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc

"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."

by DATBOI6998 February 21, 2018

Hamburger

An inhabitant of the German port city of Hamburg

He is from Hamburg; A real Hamburger!

by anonimously December 28, 2005

Hamburger Rage

A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.

Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!

Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.

by Belunan January 6, 2010

Face like a half eaten hamburger

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

by java monster February 25, 2008