Spaghetti Chain 

Several overlapping strands of semen after a forceful ejaculation; frequently the aftermath of a cumshot.

Alex: Damn mate, you manage to pick up new hoes every night! You must be rizzing something fierce.
Matt: Bitches just want a rainbird like me who'll leave some nice spaghetti chains on their faces.

Spaghetti Chain by SoIWillBleedForever March 28, 2023

she spaghetti 

Hot and ready;

a girl who is ready to fuck;

Hoe

She was all on me, she spaghetti bruh.

she spaghetti by properlujah May 16, 2015

Purple Spaghetti Story 

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an unnecessarily long, convoluted joke which feels more like a story and ends with a unrelated, usually familiar punch line. Sometimes also called a Shaggy Dog Story - although purple spaghetti stories involve … spaghetti vs dogs.

Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.

Purple Spaghetti Story by NZev November 1, 2021

Spaghetti 

Adjective:

To spaghetti is to find yourself in an awkward situation whether in a crowd, or between yourself and an individual you attempted to avoid. Spaghetti-ing can also occur if you lose your words in conversation and find yourself stuttering or repeating yourself. These situations are referred to as ' spaghetti' because once one spaghetti falls ( one social error), the rest will continue to pour out with heavy weight and embarrassment.

-Spaghetti-ed: Past Tense
-Spaghetti-ing: Present Participle

A good example is when you're at a convenience store, and the clerk says, " $3.89," so you reach into your pocket which is packed with receipts, tangled headphones, dollar bills flopped together awkwardly and a pool of change at the bottom of it all. Then, as you're attempting to place the money on the counter, you drop all of the change on the floor. Spaghetti.

Spaghetti by LilahLeigh January 27, 2015

Sweet and Sour Spaghetti Squash

The act of eating out a pregnant female and having her water break into one's mouth.

Jimmy was going down on Donna when all of a sudden her water broke and he received some sweet and sour spaghetti squash

Sweet and Sour Spaghetti Squash by drummaster January 7, 2012

spaghetti wrangler

A vulgar term of offense to describe ugly hairy redneck types.

That fat kid in the corner is a tard.

I know he is such a spaghetti wrangler.

spaghetti wrangler by halohippomoose March 25, 2011

Spaghetti Goblin 

When you get beaned out with your boys.

So who’s trying to be a spaghetti goblin in this fine Wednesday Syracuse afternoon?

Spaghetti Goblin by The King’s of the North May 10, 2019