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Successful Poop 

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.
Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"
Successful Poop by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

successfully drunk 

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.
Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

Successful Climber 

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage
After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden
Successful Climber by catfight12 January 13, 2009

Sexcessfull 

Excessively successful at sex
She is so Sexcessfull, she put her husband in a three day snoring coma after only 12 seconds of pleasure.
Sexcessfull by Sugarbiscuit November 17, 2014

successfully clowned me 

Lmao “you clowning” is when a boy/girl gets your trust and breaks it so you are now the ceo of clowns beacuse you just been clowned by a person.
Marvin successfully clowned me -sasamy sosa

sexssesful 

Someone who gets easily laid everytime he attempts to, someone who gets laid constitenly as a result of his success
That guy is very sexssesful, he can seccure an ass and a deal in one shot
sexssesful by Billgramar March 23, 2017