Sementics

Antics that lead to the release of semen. This usually involves the genius and mind control of a Deviant Gentleman in his ability to use antics that cause a pretty young lady to help him in the release of his semen.

The Deviant Gentleman used sementics and found that it was a great release from the pressure of the day.

He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

samanti

Samanti, the epitome of beauty and sophistication, wrapped in mystique.

Samanti is comparable to a soft, gentle summer breeze or the delicate scent of gardenias in bloom.

by lilywhite April 14, 2008

semantics

A word used by fuzzy thinkers to defend nonsensical statements.

Riley: "Barack Obama is Irish!"

MacDonagh: "Well, his great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland and emigrated to the US, but Obama himself was not born in Ireland, did not grow up in Ireland and has never lived in Ireland ... Does he have an Irish passport?"

Riley: "That's just semantics. Obama is Irish!"

by MacDonagh December 20, 2018

sementimental

An emotional attachment to one's ejaculate.

Don't mop up that splooge!!!!
It really has sementimental value to me.

by TheNoodler January 14, 2008

sematic

the greatest rock band of all time
from Virginia
sematicmusic.com

sematic is a kick ass band

by sematic fan May 17, 2006

semantic

When your male partner gets all romantic with his semen.

It's so semantic when my boyfriend gives me a pearl necklace.

by geneyes May 23, 2009

Semantics Warrior

An annoying, ultra-PC individual who likes to correct others if they use identity-first language instead of person-first language.

Commonly found in discussion forums on social media.

Person A: "I am Autistic."
Person B: "Ermergerd, no you're not!!! You HAVE autism!!"
Person A: "Do YOU have Autism?"
Person B: "No."
Person A: "Then respectfully fuck off about how I self-identify."
Fucking semantics warriors..

Identity-first person-first semantics SJW social justice warrior keyboard warriorpolitical correctnessmansplaining autism parent autism momableismableist

by Utinni Yubnub July 27, 2016