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Selfiend

Selfiend is a person who constantly posts selfies (self portraits) of him or herself on social media like Facebook and Instagram. The person does it to an extent that may cause resentment in other social media users, such as the person's facebook friends. Not to be confused with selfriend.
She's such a selfiend! I had to stop following her on facebook, my news feed only consisted of her selfies.
by Instagrannies January 26, 2014
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selfie bitch

girls who take massively fabricated photos of themselves and frequently update them to FB, Twitter or Instagram to arouse men's sexual desire.
Selfie bitches pose severe photo-graphical violence to social networking sites.
by Selfie_perra December 19, 2015
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Selfiescope

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.
I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019
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selfie stance

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.
The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019
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Selfie Ravine

A surreally seductive and beautiful location where many potentially breathtaking selfies have sadly never been sent to anyone due to the fact that the heroic selfie seekers had slid unexpectedly and precipitously to their deaths, tumbling to the savage bottom of this steep and slippery ravine.
It was a truly horrific tragedy, after the Labor Day weekend, we found at least fifteen Summer clothing-clad bodies still clutching their shattered cellphones at the bottom of Selfie Ravine.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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Shitter Selfie

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background
This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!
by Peenut773 October 17, 2014
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Selfieitis

Having the urge to constantly take a selfie, with any available camera, or phone. You know you have selfieitis when you have more than 10 selfies on your camera or phone, or when you find selfies of your self on your friends phone.
Selfieitis
by Samantha L Labert November 21, 2011
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