A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.
I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.
by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008
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An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
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We all, more or less, suffer from seismophobia.
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