Secretarial Brain Pool

The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.

"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."

by the schultz August 16, 2011

secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.

She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.

by RickyDash March 13, 2018

secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...

by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

by Coach P July 13, 2006

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.

"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"

by Synonymous January 20, 2006