glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

glorified secretary by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

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secretagent

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

secretagent by chips2001 October 18, 2009

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secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

secretary ass by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

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secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.

"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"

secretart by Synonymous January 20, 2006