Scrunchie

A common lady who wears scrunchies, often seen in trackies, heavy gold earrings and chain smoking. can have a lot of children who also wear scrunchies.

"eurghh, she is such a scrunchie"

by rofl686 October 23, 2009

scrunchie boy

when a girl gives a boy her scrunchie.

alex: “you see henry over there? he’s a scrunchie boy!”
daren: “who gave him it?”
alex: “idk i think it was maddie.”

by coochiemama69 November 3, 2019

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019

scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

flesh scrunchie

The anus.

Her flesh scrunchie was so appetizing I had to toss her salad.

by TallulahTinyTot November 1, 2015

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019

Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019