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screwed over

someone who does somthing to leave others in a bad situation
timmy realy screwed me over, he told old bill i made him do it
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Screwellin

Glen: "hey davvid."
Davvid: "My polar bear got lymphoma."
Glen: "Screwellin."
by Sweaty pinecone June 2, 2011
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I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.
Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.
by aeer June 12, 2011
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Screwed the Pooch

Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".
"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".
by Barb September 9, 2004
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Royally screwed

As the name suggests, it is when someone gets completely owned, royally meaning they fucked up on a large scale. A good example is in heist or psychological movies such as now you see me or oceans 11.
Man 1: Dude did you see oceans 11?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: The casino owner got royally screwed.
by Thelegitimatewin February 16, 2015
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screwvenir

Rhymes with (souvenir); This is something, a personal item, that you take with you after a night of wild lovemakin', after a booty call, or a one-night-stand. You take these things without the original owners' knowledge. It could be a t-shirt, cd, lighter, hairbrush, etc., that belonged to the person you just hooked up with. Sort of like a 'souvenir' of the encounter.
"How do you like this cool candle holder? It's a screwvenir from the other night at Todd's house."
by Rhonda Q July 23, 2008
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Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
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