Scooterism

The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey

Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."

by tokyo82 November 30, 2018

scootering

The act of riding or doing tricks on a scooter. Especially a razor scooter.

Hey Jonas Brothers, get your razors out of the garage and let's go scootering!

by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008

scootered

to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.

We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.

by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008

Razor Scootering

The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".

Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?

Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.

by smellykidssmellingkids November 28, 2009

Scooter kid

A 'cool' indie kid. Probably smokes cigarettes and likes VHS-style video edits. Listens to Triple J and wishes they could surf.

'Ah fuck, another scooter kid song as #1 on the hottest 100'

by lachlantula January 27, 2019

scooterific

Annoyingly lame, almost to the point of nausea. From the fad of scooters.

The Princess Diaries is scooterific.

by Jamie Hale and Andrew Ettenger November 19, 2003

Scooter kid

The best type of kids they spend 700$ on a scooter with there moms paypal and snake everyone (OR) they’ll be hella cool doing flips and riding the bowl like a boss

Skater : get outta my way you scooter kid

Same Skater : yo you need to do 2 flips next time (lol)

by ImNotYourHater August 29, 2018