Scrooples

Related to Salty, this word can be used in a comedic fashion to express excitement over someone's unfortunate, possibly painful situation.

So Eleanor fucked Jesse to get John jealous. She now unknowingly has syphilis. SCROOPLES!

by rickjames911 January 15, 2013

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson December 5, 2012

scooped

To be extremely intoxicated. Originating from the Cambusbarron area of Scotland.

"Whit, a wiz fuckin scooped last nite likes, dropped ma phone dug shite then whitied."

by smik2 January 24, 2009

scooped

to be absolutley wankered(drunk out of your mind)

Nathan:Maaaan we should get bare scooped lioke
Alex:Definatley
Charlotte:No doubt
Kat:bosh
Toby:nice work Nathan, lets get scooped, safe.

by bare sly lesbian lovers August 1, 2009

scoopie

a well crafted-down ass bitch that you'd love to take home and ride like a stallion

you're walking to your next class and see 20 fine ass girls wearing spandex in front of you and you tell your friend... "damn, scoopie central." "yea, check out that scoop over there...fine as shit."

by SFCroeSFC May 10, 2010

Bob Scootles

To Give Head; Blowjob, Oral Sex Orginated From Schenectady,Ny In Schenectady High School

Often Referred As Bob Scoots

Yo My Mans Got Bob Scoots For That Bitch Taylor On The Bus

Yo Im About to go get some bob scootles

by MiSz TaSHa January 14, 2008

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007