Sploosh Boarding

A form of skim boarding usually enjoyed by faggots.

"Me and Taylor went sploosh boarding at Brennans house last night"

by sonny223 December 10, 2008

Slooshle

The gentle splashing of whiskey (usually Gentleman Jack) upon the genital regions of a woman. This is widely believed to be a remedy for sore, worn vaginas.

Ruthie's vagina couldn't handle much more, but I gave her a slooshle and we were good to go!

by superduperduper January 20, 2008

splooshy

When a girl is so loose, she needs to masturbate with a large object; such as a bicycle.

Lyssia is such a whore, she must be quite splooshy.

by Carlie Rachelle December 22, 2007

splooshtein

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation

i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river

by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008

slooshied

Past tense of "Slooshy". To slooshy is to listen. To have slooshied is to have listened.

...as I slooshied I could imagine silvery wine flowing through a spaceship

by joe boswroth February 13, 2008

Schooshy

Extra squishy, soft, and loveable.

Damn, this scarf is really schooshy.

by Radicali April 2, 2013

Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013